Blind dates and internet hook ups being what they are, it would be too much to expect of someone to ask them to launch into a new relationship, sight unseen. For all you know, I’m a 400 lb. dude with a lap top, working from my mom’s basement in New Jersey.
The following examples will give you an opportunity to check out my
bona fides, before you commit to anything.
Go ahead . . . you know you want to.
I’m not trying to land an entire ad account. I’m not looking for a 9-to-5 job.
I like variety.
I want your special projects.
Press releases, one-off ads, targeted email campaigns, annual reports, IPO prospecti, packaging, product launches, grand openings, public relations packages, menus, invitations benefits packages, annual reports, and trade show displays.
The sexy stuff.
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me.
Salesmanship, compelling copy, intriguing visual content, technical expertise, production savvy, and a freaky-good grasp of media and social trendsare all parts of this smokin’ hot package.
Maybe more . . .
Long-term, exclusive relationships do have a certain appeal, but juicy, one-off assignments are what get my motor running. I like the challenge. I like playing the field.
Don’t even get me started on how good it feels when the
creative groove takes over and everything connects.
Experienced mktg. professional
seeking non-exclusive relationships
leading to hot, uninhibited
Practiced in the arts of persuasion.
upscale residential units, and more than
Located in Loudoun County, Virginia, the fastest growing and 3rd most affluent county in the United States, Market Square at Loudoun Station is an integral part of the county’s new downtown. Market Square at Loudoun Station — The Perfect Address for Retail Success.
If We Find a Cure,We’ll All Breathe Easier.
A pre-opening campaign for a mixed-use development in Loudoun County, Virginia.
People who don’t even understand what dollars are or where they com from are telling us we should be afraid of deficits.
Balderdash. We could pay our debts (which are, BTW, denominated in USD, which only we can create), with the stroke of a pen.
The better question to ask is that in light of our ability to create an unlimited number of units of money, at will, why are the heavily indebted middle and lower classes being starved? If new dollars were issued in an amount to offset all of our public and private debt (something that MUST eventually happen), and those dollars were distributed to the lower classes, and taxed at 50%, the consumer, the banks, and the government would all be made whole in due course. Of course, the dollar would be devalued, but that’s exactly why we have a fiat currency, in the first place.
Located in Loudoun County, Virginia, the fastest growing and3rd most affluent county in the United States, Market Squareat Loudoun Station is an integral part of the county’s new downtown. Market Square at Loudoun Station —The Perfect Address for Retail Success.
This gallery is a testament to my skill set. How I learned it all, I can't really say, as I’ve had a very busy career with very little time available for looking back in contemplation. I do know that most of my skills have been developed via forays into uncharted territory, being driven, primarily, by late-night, candle-burning necessity and fueled by a old family recipe the ingredients of which include equal mixtures of desperation, caffeine, and a very healthy fear of failure and/or famine.
My core creative competencies include copywriting, design, photography, and illustration. I am expert in the use of computer hardware (primarily MacIntosh), and software (Adobe CS, Quark Xpress, the Microsoft Office suite, and several lesser known web development tools). Everything else, I hire out.
11465 Sunset Hills Road • Suite 510 • Reston, VA 20190 • 703-883-1700
The good news is that the Internet promises to revolutionize business by providing instant access to an infinite volume of data from a limitless number of sources. The free exchange of ideas, information, and value on a global scale has become reality.
The bad news is that the Internet is a two-way street. Without active Network security, everyone on line, hackers included, can tap into your business’s most valuable asset: information.
In a recent study by the Defense Information Systems Agency (DISA), more than 88% of the 9,000 commercial networks tested were easily hacked using commonly available software. If you want to conduct business on the Internet, passive security measures aren’t enough.
Netseer provides active network security based on the best features of both packet filter and application gateway firewalls. Using transparent Proxy Threads, NetSeer monitors
Ahhh, 1994! When the internet was young and only a little scary. . .
(copy, photo collage, crystal ball illustration, and NetSeer logo by Steve Kelley. Photos: stock)
network traffic — maximizing network security without impacting data throughput.
NetSeer’s features include active security measures including prevention of trusted host spoofing, monitoring of incoming and outgoing traffic, sounds alarms for suspicious activity, and generates of sophisticated custom reports.
NetSeer’s encryption and user authentication options provide the capability of establishing a Virtual Private Network (VPN) between sites on the internet, enabling worry-free e-commerce and financial transactions.
For more information on NetSeer and other network business solutions from Telos, please visit telos.com, e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org, or contact us, toll free, at 1-800-248-5619.
You’ll bewhistling allthe way tothe bank.
square feet of office, civic, and hotel space.
500,000 square feet of retail and entertainment Space, 1,500 upscale residential units, and more than 1,000,000 square feet of office, civic, and hotel space. 79,618 people live within 5 miles of Market Square, and have a $94,863 median family income. Lease rates start at 38 per square foot with 5 estimated triple net charges.
Estimated delivery date: 4/15/05.
If You’re a Numbers Cruncher, We Have SomeVery Crunchy Numbers:
people live within 5 miles of Market Square, and have a
median family income.
per square foot.
The Comstock Homebuilding Companies support the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation in it’s efforts to find therapies – and ultimately a cure – for cystic fibrosis, and to improving the quality of life for those with the disease.
estimated triple net charges.
4/15/05estimated delivery date
The numbers speak for themselves:
square feet of retail and entertainment space,
On the Internet, What You Don’t Know Can Hurt You.
. . . and the Trees
“Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder,”
Said the Lady as She Kissed the Cow.